This was a story that I made when in fourth grade, and after you’re done reading it, I’m sure you’ll be laughing and thinking that whoever wrote this must have been really bored. Believe me, I was. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Once upon a time there was an idiotic man who wanted to chew every single type of gum by the end of his life. He wanted Bubble Yum, Orbit, Juicy Fruit, Dentyne, etc. This mans name was Anthony Higa, ever since he had tasted his first piece of Juicy Fruit, he had realized his dream and this is his life story.
After Anthony Higa’s mother had given birth to him on January 3rd, 1983, his parents Maria Jumba and her husband Ian Jumba were the happiest people on earth. He had ears that looked like perfect eggs, eyes that were as bright as a pearl, and a face that looked like it was ready to start a new job. But as they were thinking of what a great person he would be when he grew up, they noticed something, he kept reaching for his fathers orbit gum pack. The proud parents thought nothing of it, but when he came to the age of two and reaching for a pack of gum became a daily habit. But than one day the parents decided on his 3rd birthday to give him a pack of Juicy Fruit gum as a present. He immediately grabbed the packet and ripped it open, he took the first piece he saw, out it in his mouth and started to chew. His parents waited eagerly for his reaction and dropped their jaw when they saw him blowing his first bubble. When it finally popped he started to laugh and his parents smiled at him. He kept doing the same routine for the rest of the day and his parents finally saw that their son wasn’t what they thought he was the day he was born, he was a competitive chewing gum child. Soon after his parents saw the impossible he was soon chewing competitively and was winning all the time, he went from Trenton to Honolulu, from Mexico to China, and finally to the championships in Canada. At the age of three years 156 days he was in Ontario, Canada and was competing against the world famous Sean “the fluffy bunny” Fujioshi. Sean had been chewing for 23 years and had never lost a single match. As they got set to face off against each other, the “referee” had to lower the table for little Anthony, so Sean had to kneel down. The referee spoke “the rules are simple, no back talk, no chin music, and whoever blows the most bubbles with one piece of gum wins… and no cheating.”
